Thots Today

I suppose it’s encouraging that there’s a common abbreviation for Laughing Out Loud, but not one for Sobbing Out Loud.

Why do I need a rewards card for each store? Why not just one that all stores recognize? Someone solve this and make a billion dollars, okay?

First world pain: The snow plows woke me up!

I think all presidential candidates should appear on "Are you smarter than a third grader?". It might thin the herd a little.